One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us. My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean, he was really friendly.

So I asked, "Why did you just do that? This guy almost caused an accident and sent us to the hospital!" This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call, "The Law of the Garbage Truck."

He explained that many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, full of
disappointment and rage. As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they'll dump it on you. Don't take it personally. Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on. Don't pick up their garbage and spread it to other people in your life, whether at work, at home, or to people that you don't even know on the streets.

Always remember that good people do not let garbage trucks take over their day. Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so…..

"Love the people who treat you right and forgive the ones who don't."

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The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you should know five things:

1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 160 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight-lifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.

Now think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna' tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah, not if I'm gonna' have to explain it five times."

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Property taxes, insurance costs as well as complimentary costs are equally rising. Banks need to provide a more accurate readings of risk.

The bursting mortgage market bubble is not an inherent feature of free financial markets. Creative mortgage financing originated outside the banking system in it’s own black box.

These mortgages were aggressively marketed promoted to people with bad credit and who were bad credit risks. Mortgage brokers were effectively unregulated. It was pure insanity. Giving the keys of expensive homes to the bottom rung of high risk society was pure folly and financial suicide.

Real estate was gambled beyond the regulation of financial futures and other types of financial derivatives. At least there you had to put up some risk capital. With no money down and no skin in the game, speculation was rampant.

Homes are not like the stock market. If you are wrong you are sold out if you can’t make the margin call. It’s quick. Homes take a long time to market and sell. It’s expensive and complicated.

Banks have been doing business the right way. It is painfully obvious that there is an urgent demand for strong standards for mortgage brokers. Federal regulations and standards need to be applied so this type of financial bubble never occurs again.

By cutting interest rates the value of the dollar will keep falling. The price people are willing to pay for a currency is nothing more than the interest rate.

Tax rebates, bailouts and low interest rates are highly inflationary. These conditions erode the value of the dollar considering the dollar is not tied to any asset such as gold.

The Federal politicians merely have to flip the printing press switch for “free money” to bail out their lost causes. This type of red-ink thinking erodes the value of the dollar as well as the assets of the American public. They believe they can create value out of thin air. Newtonian physics is still at work. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Without cutting the bloat, non-functional oversight departments and waste in government we seem at a standstill. One out of five people works for the government. Many think we could get along just as well if one out of ten worked for the government.

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Instead of farmers planting corn and wheat to feed animals for us they are planting and making ethanol on our farmlands.

Ethanol they could buy on the cheap from our South American friends, except political farm lobby twisted every politicians arm by huge handout subsidies for votes and subsidy legislation.

Guess whose bank checkbook got screwed?

John, started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA).

After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today.

After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS (from Saudi Arabia) and continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.

At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia), John decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AMERICA .

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